July 2009
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The only way I could get my dad to pay for a... →
Christian Arabs, from all over USA, convene once a year for pious revelry. There will be drinking, and smoking, and dancing, and cousins (and maybe spouses?) made. It’s a parade of gaudy, a day when all the gold jewlery one could own starts at the ears and cascades down the body till ne’re an ankle is left uncovered. Ahh, Orthodox Convention. Why are you in Palm Desert this year? Is it...
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I just Spanish Inquisitioned My Eyebrows
Getting everything ready for Arab town, phew! Dresses? Check. Shoes, backup shoes, and 4am shoes? Check, Check, Check. The liver I need for this? Crap shoot. Bloggity before beggity.
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This Skincare Kills It →
I swear, no one took over my account, but I’m obs with this line. Anyone else?
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I love New Things
From haircuts to bedding, to fresh crushes and treasurey (that’s a word) Trader Joe’s finds, I adore new things. I wish I didn’t. I wish I could walk in Target like a normal person, “Just pick up a few screws and some toothpaste,” but no. I meander through that sterile siren like a hawk in a consumerist daze until my cart is filled with things I’m...
Uhh, check out who left a comment on my Leeds... →
or one funny mf-er
ronbabcock:
Do you think it’s really him?
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Who'd Win?
Vs.
My money is on Ashley.
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Stealing Beauty (1996)
I LOVE THE CRAZY PARTY SHE ATTENDS! Oh, and that scene next to the tree…
filmosophy:
STEALING BOOTY
by Tess Lynch
When I was sixteen or so, I was hanging out with my oldest friend one summer in Connecticut. We’d been friends since we were two or three — our parents were neighbors in New York City, and then happened to move to the same tiny corner of rural Connecticut — and though...
On seeing the 100% perfect girl →
lindsaykatai:
Once, outside of Rocket Video in LA, I stood outside my car for five minutes watching a beautiful man play the piano in his second story apartment. Suddenly, he turned, smiled, and waved at me as if he’d known I was there the whole time, at which point, I leapt into my car and drove away like I was being chased.
purns:
charmingortedious:
(via liketearsinrain)
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off to the gym...
is a douchey status update.
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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally...
– Aldous Huxley (via somethingintellectual)
"How To Keep A Man" by Coco →
Nothin’ bout tight pants with protruding labias? No? Heh.
shiningstar:
I’m gonna offer this without any commentary:
How do I keep a man? Well, I can only speak from experience because I’m not a doctor, just a woman that knows what she wants. To lay out my history with Ice, we have been married for 8 years and still going strong. We met in California on a movie set and have been...
Things I want Right Now
- Street Fighter, Legend of Chun Li
- Clean Apt
- Glee to be airing, as well as that Dating in the Dark show
- All the lines I need to memorize, already in my head
- Vats of Cheese, and a paddle.
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another Marie video, Molly kills it and I love watching the people in the back take notice. i imagine that scene out of Sleeping Beauty, where Prince Charming is drawn through the trees and foliage by the pure soprano/crazily controlled voice of the sweet ingenue.
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i ate meat
Five years ago I stopped eating meat for a variety of reasons but let’s go with the basic political/environmental ones for now. Anyways, I had a comm audition for Applebee’s and fully had to eat and ENJOY a luke warmed, previously-micro-waved WHITE CASTLE slider/burger/pellet. It’s maybe the one time where I honestly wanted to watch the tape afterwards and see what my face looks...
Surprise! Surprise! I love dance. I took a Modern class in college with Marie, we are big fans. Marie has gone on to Mia Michaelsdom whilst my high arches have been rendered useless. This is a video of her class she is using to taunt me, notice the lines and the Fame song in the background. I don’t know whether I’m looking at a video or a dream.
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Tumblr Recommendations?
Hey, what Tumblr blogs are your favs that I should follow?
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...
– Frank Sinatra
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Good Idea?
I randomly met this guy and “high-school style” hooked up with him at a bar in the OC where he works (I’m classtastic). Anyway, now that I’m living here, can I go back and try and make it an ongoing EXTREMELY CASUEL situation? What if my mom goes with me? What if my mom was there the 1st time?
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